Ni! Ni! Ni! Ni! Knights of Ni, we are but simple travelers who seek the enchanter who lives beyond these woods. The Lady of the Lake, her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite, held aloft Excalibur from the bosom of the water, signifying by divine providence that I, Arthur, was to carry Excalibur. That is why I am your king. Well, she turned me into a newt.
Help, help, I'm being repressed!
The nose? The nose? Oh! Come and see the violence inherent in the system! Help, help, I'm being repressed! On second thoughts, let's not go there. It is a silly place.
- A newt?
- And the hat. She's a witch!
What... is your quest?
Well, what do you want? But you are dressed as one... Why do you think that she is a witch? Ah, now we see the violence inherent in the system! Shut up!
First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin
We shall say 'Ni' again to you, if you do not appease us. Found them? In Mercia?! The coconut's tropical! Well, how'd you become king, then? Well, what do you want? The nose? Shh! Knights, I bid you welcome to your new home. Let us ride to Camelot!
- What a strange person.
- Shh! Knights, I bid you welcome to your new home. Let us ride to Camelot!
The Knights Who Say Ni demand a sacrifice!
Well, what do you want? Camelot! Where'd you get the coconuts?